by Risa Gary Kaplowitz
Last month, I attended a week-long training session for the American Ballet Theatre National Training Curriculum in Orlando. The sessions are akin to being in a ballet nunnery, with attendees concentrating hard on learning, thinking about, and discussing the logical progression of technique. So when, on the last day, our instructor, Raymond Lukens, Director of the NTC, went off on a tangent about ballet bloopers, or what I like to call “bal-loopers”, we were ripe for hilarity.
In an instant, we transformed from nail biting, head-scratching teachers-turned-students into guffawing former professionals who had each survived a major on-stage mishap or two. One woman recounted her awful experience of having her skirt fall off mid-performance. Another in the class—a former male principal with a thick French accent—told us about a time when a faulty lift left him holding his female partner between his legs “like a piece of dental floss”. We were rolling.
Ballet is perfect; dancers are not. And thank goodness! A blunder now and then is just enough to remind the audience that what looks easy is actually brutally difficult, and it reminds us that we are not the gods and goddesses we sometimes think we are.
My most embarrassing stage moment came unexpectedly during a performance in Japan. I became disoriented onstage after a lift, and I continued the pas de deux facing the backdrop instead of the audience. It felt like an hour passed before I figured out where I was. My partner laughing at me didn’t help, and the fact that that the Prince of Japan was in the audience made it all the more humiliating.
But my encounter with a backdrop was nothing compared to what I saw a dancer from a major company do. During a guest performance for a ballet competition of which he was a former winner, he did a circle of gorgeous split leaps directly into the scrim. The impact sent him flying backwards. Ever the warrior, he went on to do a final double tour en’lair to his knee and toppled. No doubt, a performance he’ll never forget.
Thanks to youtube, bloopers like the above are no longer left to memory alone. Hundreds if not thousands of people can view what’s embarrassing to the fallen. A student has graciously allowed me to show this clip, which occurred during a performance of The Nutcracker, which Susan Jaffe choreographed for DanceVision, a company she and I founded and of which I am Artistic Director. The repeats in slow motion—courtesy of videographer Jamie Watson—could be overkill, but oh my, they are funny. Thankfully, the dancer survived to tell the tale, and now when she sees it, she laughs almost as hard as the rest of us.
I googled “Ballet Bloopers” (only for this post, I swear), and I found the mother load of unnamed dancers of yore having, shall we say, less than stellar moments. The clips that are most endearing (aka funny) are the ones in which the victim attempts a very noble cover up.
But not everyone tries to pretend a fall didn’t happen. Ever the noble himself, Edward Villela chose to bow after a crash to the tush. According to my friend Anne Levin, who was the dance critic for Trenton Times, the former New York City Ballet principal and Miami City Ballet Artistic Director, got up from his fall, bowed to the audience, and took his place upstage to start again.
While surprising bloopers can be funny, so can those that are planned. Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo, the company of men that parodies classical ballet while dressed as females, makes audiences laugh at prat falls and the like. Here, in a snip from Swan Lake, one can see every corps member’s worst nightmare come true. (As an aside, the bowman is Serge Manolo Molina, who teaches at my studio.)
On a more serious note, in the vast majority of cases, a slippery Marley, the vinyl floor covering that every ballet studio and company uses, is the culprit of bal-loopers. At Youth America Grand Prix gala a few years ago, nearly every ballet dancer, some of who are major stars, took a spill or two on the ice-like floor. This weekend I witnessed similar problems with performances of my ballet, The Secret Garden. After watching one of my company members take a nasty fall during dress rehearsal, I’m convinced that, as wonderful as Marley is for dancers, there has to be something better for ballet.
Have a favorite bal-looper of your own? Share the fun!
Have an idea for a better floor? Please make it!
Contributor Risa Gary Kaplowitz is a former principal dancer with Dayton Ballet and member of Houston Ballet and Manhattan Ballet. She has also performed with Pennsylvania Ballet and Metropolitan Opera Ballet and as a guest artist with many companies nationwide.
She was originally trained at Maryland Youth Ballet by Tensia Fonseca, Roy Gean, and Michelle Lees. She spent summers as a teen studying on scholarship at American Ballet Theater, Joffrey Ballet, Pennsylvania Ballet, and Houston Ballet. As a professional, her most influential teachers were Maggie Black, Marjorie Mussman, Stuart Sebastian, Lupe Serrano, Benjamin Harkarvy, and Ben Stevenson. She has performed the repertoire of many choreographers including Fredrick Ashton, George Balanchine, Ben Stevenson, Stuart Sebastian, Dermot Burke, Billy Wilson, and Marjorie Mussman.
After spending ten years in a successful business career while building a family, Risa returned to the dance world and founded Princeton Dance and Theater Studio (www.princetondance.com) and DanceVision, Inc. (www.dancevisionnj.org) with Susan Jaffe, former ABT principal ballerina. Risa is now PDT’s Director, and the Artistic Director of DanceVision Inc. Risa also founded D.A.N.C.E. (Dance As a Necessary Component of Education), an outreach program that brings dance to New Jersey schools.
Risa has choreographed more than twenty pieces, and her original full-length ballets, The Secret Garden and The Snow Queen, premiered with DanceVision Performance Company in 2008 and 2011, respectively. Additionally, she has choreographed for several New Jersey Symphony Orchestra family and school outreach concerts.
Risa is an ABT Certified Teacher, who has successfully completed the ABT Teacher Training Intensive in Primary through Level 5. She has lectured the ABT/NYU Master candidates on starting a dance studio. She is most grateful for her teachers who gave and (in the case of ABT Curriculum) give her the exceptional tools necessary to have had a performance career and the opportunity to train others in authentically. She also feels fortunate to have had the opportunity to dance with and learn from many exceptional dancers.
4dancers says
One of the best I’ve seen was when I was a child in The Nutcracker. As an “angel” we sat onstage for the entire second act, and the male lead who played the Arabian dancer had his pants split wide open in the back. The zipper broke, and he was totally exposed to all of us young ladies! We giggled and giggled and he had to change the choreography for the dance to make sure he didn’t show the audience the view that we had! His partner was completely confused! 🙂
Joe Wallace says
GREAT post…..who doesn’t love bloopers in any genre?
Risa Kaplowitz says
So funny. I’ll bet you always think of it when watching Arabian no matter who is dancing.
4dancers says
I do! 🙂
Vicki says
Unfortunately, I have many to choose from (Sugar Plum face plant w/ tutu in the air, Lilac Fairy stuck to the forest scrim by her crown, repeatedly missing my Coppelia cue and frantically running on stage late EVERY TIME), but my favorite is my first big solo as Chinese variation in Nutcracker. (My director brought back red silk from India to make the pants for my costume.)
For my entrance, I took a running start in the wings, so I’d be flying in a jete a la seconde when I hit the stage… and go! At the first jump, the entire seat of my pants ripped and I danced my solo with my tights hanging out.
4dancers says
I love the Lilac Fairy one! 🙂 With all the mishaps we have as dancers, I think we could write an entire book about these alone!
Risa Kaplowitz says
Vicki, LOL at Sugar Plum face plant and Lilac Fairy head clamp. So awful at the time they occur but so funny after.
Paul (Paolo) Porcino says
Risa,
Back in 1983 – my 1st ballet performance with Dayton Ballet – with you in Stage Struck – you were on-stage in silence at the beginning of the performance – putting on point shoes – part of the show – your hand went up pointing at the light – a very touching moment – and that’s when the music started – and it was the 2nd act music. Hope you remember – humurously. Oh well, we sure are human (thank goodness)
Risa Kaplowitz says
Paolo!!! No, I didn’t remember until you just said it and now I’m laughing hard. Thanks for the memories! xo
Louise says
Yesterday, at my stage exam during the character dance, we leapt onto stage and my skirt fell off… I had to kick it off stage and when I finished all the teachers were onto me. I cried.
WHERE WAS YOUR SKIRT? Well, at least they didn’t notice the falling…
AI am worried about getting kicked out now (it is a dead strict feeder school for Europe). I am 13.
4dancers says
Try not to worry too much Louise – mistakes happen!